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Most Devout: 4,697thMost Primitive: 4,960thLargest Retail Industry: 9,850th
The Astral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Darkness Lives!
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tianh

Population8.157 billion

LeaderNyarlathotep

Currencyvirtue
Animalcrow

The Astral Realm of Tianh is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nyarlathotep with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.157 billion monsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth 815 trillion virtues a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 100,011 virtues, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,058 per year while the poor average 18,023, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Nyarlathotep wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tianh's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tianh is ranked 235,237th in the world and 12,736th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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5%
Most Devout: 4,697thMost Primitive: 4,960thLargest Retail Industry: 9,850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,312thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,253rdTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 22,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,432ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,453rdMost Patriotic: 22,882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,566thLargest Black Market: 25,081stMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,200thMost Conservative: 28,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 31,120thMost Developed: 31,250thLargest Welfare Programs: 32,414thMost Efficient Economies: 32,564th
Top
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Most Devout: 123rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Primitive: 249th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 426th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 645th in the regionMost Influential: 666th in the regionMost Patriotic: 674th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 706th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 730th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 821st in the regionLargest Black Market: 845th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 994th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,080th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,134th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,323rd in the regionMost Developed: 1,469th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,511th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,525th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,534th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,551st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,643rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tianh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Tianh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Tianh's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Tianh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, Most Conservative, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tianh, the government is proudly free of crabs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tianh, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages.
  • : Following new legislation in Tianh, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Tianh, Nyarlathotep wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tianh, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Tianh lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.

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