The Kingdom of Tinynu is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 9.935 billion Tinynuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixcity. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Tinynuan economy, worth 381 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 38,410 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, bins outnumber trees in city parks, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinynu's national animal is the squirrel.

Tinynu is ranked 63,665^th in the world and 1^st in Genosha for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.