The Parliamentary Republic of Tystan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Attack-Raina Asenova Government with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and triple-decker prams. The devout population of 5.126 billion Tystanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornsh. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tystanian economy, worth 766 trillion Kesars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,371 Kesars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tystanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", begun the Clone Wars have, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tystan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tystan is ranked 29,930^th in the world and 24^th in Kelios for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,990.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.