The Parliamentary Republic of Tystan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Attack-Raina Asenova Government with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 4.988 billion Tystanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornsh. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tystanian economy, worth 752 trillion Kesars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,819 Kesars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, a glyph of Attack-Raina Asenova Government is worth a thousand letters, and illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tystan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tystan is ranked 137,028^th in the world and 34^th in Kelios for Largest Populations, with 4.99 billion capita.