The Federative States of Ubian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nathan Barr with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.584 billion Ubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Welthaupstadt Germania. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Deutsches Kuts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,707 Deutsches Kuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Ubian politicians, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubian's national animal is the German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State-Sponsored Atheism.

Ubian is ranked 13,184^th in the world and 818^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.29 law-abiding acts per hour.