The Kingdom of Ui Ceinnselaig is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.702 billion Ui Ceinnselaigians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The very strong Ui Ceinnselaigian economy, worth 523 trillion The Punts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,709 The Punts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 126,206 per year while the poor average 12,678, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ui Ceinnselaig's national animal is the Wolf.

Ui Ceinnselaig is ranked 79,429^th in the world and 10^th in Independent Order for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,633.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.