Population | 4.945 billion |
Capital | Inerwood |
Leader | Kaiser Demon |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Fyn Gold |
Animal | wolf |
The United States of United states of Fyn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Demon with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.945 billion United states of Fynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inerwood. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient United states of Fynian economy, worth 624 trillion Fyn Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,192 Fyn Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United states of Fyn's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
United states of Fyn is ranked 136,015th in the world and 336th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 702.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United states of Fyn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : United states of Fyn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : United states of Fyn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in United states of Fyn, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in United states of Fyn, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in United states of Fyn, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
- : Following new legislation in United states of Fyn, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : United states of Fyn was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in United states of Fyn, all industry is owned and run by the government.
- : United states of Fyn endorsed The Kingdom of Faradova.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Free Land of Rebellium, Greater Sus, Macrasetia, Grimmywelsh, Creberg, Western Oceania, Greater Granskiye, Faradova, Manneo Varo, and DetroitSmash.