The Federation of United Turkish Federation is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 418 million United Turkish Federationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istankara. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Turkish Federationian economy, worth 34.1 trillion Turkish Federation Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,693 Turkish Federation Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, United Turkish Federation's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Istankara Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Turkish Federation's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Turkish Federation is ranked 50,326^th in the world and 77^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.