The Premier Democracy of Danslandia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Immanuele Niemann with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.92 billion Danslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritsburg. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Danslandick economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Dans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,381 Dans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pregnant women make easy targets, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danslandia's national animal is the Danslandick Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jirnivonestrenism.

Danslandia is ranked 13,009^th in the world and 20^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,530.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.