The Republic of Unmanikm is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.524 billion Unmanikmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Unmanikmian economy, worth 83.3 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,774 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unmanikm's national animal is the lion.

Unmanikm is ranked 63,731^st in the world and 16^th in St Abbaddon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 28.66 kickbacks per hour.