The Republic of Unmanikm is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 13.642 billion Unmanikmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Unmanikmian economy, worth 133 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,774 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unmanikm's national animal is the lion.

Unmanikm is ranked 236,839^th in the world and 30^th in St Abbaddon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 175.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.