Population | 16.363 billion |
Capital | Svancity |
Leader | Mikael Svan |
Currency | Pissetassar |
Animal | Kakstare |
The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.363 billion Svanlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion Pissetassars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,996 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billions of Pissetassars are being blown on orbital weapons development, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Svanland is ranked 133,542nd in the world and 1,516th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.21 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Stationary, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Svanland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Following new legislation in Svanland, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 50 » Dilber, Pandaland II, Nas Crustium, Mediobogdum, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, The Undivided, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Greg Tucker, New Belia, Glorious Existence, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Condonohia, Apexiala, Nes Repuland, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Willow Gate, Bhang Bhang Duc, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Great Jameston, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Liberillia, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Koerle, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, RelentlessPirates, Pushistia, Hexion, All Good People, Zoran, Dalimbar, and Fujai.