The Kingdom of Varrs is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.733 billion Varrsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.9%.

The all-consuming Varrsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion bloods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,575 bloods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and government officials who do an offal job get smoked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varrs's national animal is the horse.

Varrs is ranked 38,127^th in the world and 54^th in Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,336.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.