The Cyanist Kingdom of Verlos is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Colassi with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 7.932 billion Verlosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Undercity. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Verlosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Disites a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,486 Disites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verlos's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Verlos is ranked 308,350^th in the world and 2^nd in Askye United for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.