The People Socialist Republic of Vitbland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Herbert Levin with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.291 billion Vitblandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitburg. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vitblandian economy, worth 450 trillion vitbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,001 vitbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vitbland has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million vitbles of property damage, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitbland's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vitbland is ranked 12,470^th in the world and 657^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.