The United Socialist States of Wanbel Pasin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Telek with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 1.292 billion Wanbel Pasinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Moresby. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wanbel Pasinian economy, worth 111 trillion Kina a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,465 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wanbel Pasin's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wanbel Pasin is ranked 15,024^th in the world and 59^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,713.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.