General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 735 million |
| Capital | Mount I Think We Might Be Lost |
| Currency | assorted collections of scrip and coin |
| Animal | bird with that crest no no not that one |
The Inconstant State of Where the Devil are We is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 735 million lost guys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount I Think We Might Be Lost. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming lost economy, worth 69.8 trillion assorted collections of scrip and coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,945 assorted collections of scrip and coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Where the Devil are We's national animal is the bird with that crest no no not that one, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Where the Devil are We is ranked 239,182nd in the world and 22nd in Fallen Nations for Rudest Citizens, with 29.97 insults per minute.
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
Atsvea, 
Sewards Folly, and 
The Arie Leyline.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Where the Devil are We, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Where the Devil are We was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, nobody knows why the caged bird with that crest no no not that one sings.
- : Where the Devil are We voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
- : Following new legislation in Where the Devil are We, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied bird with that crest no no not that one.
