The Filthy Democratic Federation of Whitachi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Carl Sagan with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.097 billion Whitachinianovichitarialitoaninitounivariali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital city. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Whitachinianovichiterialtariolninoatoulapica economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,756 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitachi's national animal is the national animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null reference exception.

Whitachi is ranked 208,914^th in the world and 196^th in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 662.84 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.