The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 49.039 billion Wolfhawkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfhawkian economy, worth an astonishing 13,165 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 268,464 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, edutainment video games are taking Wolfhawk's students to the next level, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 1,687^th in the world and 76^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 228,543.76 Standard Monetary Units.