The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bull Shat with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.906 billion Woonrocketeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 6,205 trillion Cow Flops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,766 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Woonrocket, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, recognizing the Woonrocketian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonrocket's national animal is the Blue Warbull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 223,442^nd in the world and 236^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.