The Union of Free Provinces of Juiulia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary-General Arith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.932 billion Juiulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorythburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Juiulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,540 trillion Afgens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,101 Afgens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, citizens who want to give in to absolute pleasure can't dream it or be it, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, and "Secretary-General Arith got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime is totally unknown. Juiulia's national animal is the Topaz Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the First Juiulian Reign.

Juiulia is ranked 299,935^th in the world and 323^rd in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 4.56 Obesity Rate.