The Empire of Krystalveil is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.401 billion Krystalveilians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,823 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,065 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krystalveil is ranked 182,213^th in the world and 180^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 309.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.