The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.842 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,726 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,955 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,894,832 per year while the poor average 7,839, a ratio of 496 to 1.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 16,153^rd in the world and 587^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,918.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.