by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 982ndMost Influential: 1,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,902nd
The United Nations of
New York Times Democracy
The people are everything, as well as the environment!
SpongeBob Square Pants
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Bikini Bottom Republic

Population2.171 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom New Coast District
LeaderSpongeBob Square Pants
FaithBikinilandiom Catholicism

CurrencyBikinilandiom Silver Pound
AnimalCape Cord Silver Jellyfish

The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.171 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 259 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,307 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, there is something rotten in the state of The Bikini Bottom Republic, and SpongeBob Square Pants's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 212,586th in the world and 8,432nd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 21.86 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 982ndMost Influential: 1,433rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,902ndMost Cultured: 8,368thMost Pacifist: 10,529thMost Inclusive: 10,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,915thMost Developed: 11,251stHealthiest Citizens: 11,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,442ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,397thSmartest Citizens: 12,948thMost Efficient Economies: 13,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,520thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,559thBest Weather: 15,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,477thNicest Citizens: 15,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,663rdLargest Governments: 19,292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,798thHighest Average Incomes: 23,827th
Largest Publishing Industry: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 559th in the regionMost Influential: 580th in the regionMost Pacifist: 612th in the regionMost Inclusive: 649th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 665th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 681st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 689th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 698th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 699th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 719th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 730th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 746th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 754th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 772nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 812th in the regionBest Weather: 847th in the regionNicest Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 864th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 904th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 920th in the regionLargest Governments: 966th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 972nd in the region

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