The People's Empire of Xenmor is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Chijar Xiumen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.669 billion Salivikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merix. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Salivikan economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Juhs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 298,006 Juhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, foreign musicians that Emperor Chijar Xiumen dislikes are turned away at the border, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and Salivikan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenmor's national animal is the Ulgoli, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Merixian.

Xenmor is ranked 3,885^th in the world and 6^th in The United Federations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,129.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.