The Kingdom of Zambt is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Big Zulu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.767 billion Zambitians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of moving. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The powerhouse Zambtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Zans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,629 Zans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,463 per year while the poor average 16,382, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", only the brainiest citizens become academics, Zambitians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Zambt's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ancestor worship.

Zambt is ranked 123,752^nd in the world and 40^th in The World Rearranged for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 620.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.