The Principality of Zeonz is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gihren Zabi with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 7.878 billion Zeonzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadria. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The Zeonzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Zabis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,066 Zabis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeonz's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zeonasim.

Zeonz is ranked 17,087^th in the world and 688^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,526.6 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.