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The official GDRC thread: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=497051
Bar thread (open to any RPer from any region) will be up soon, as well as an embassy thread.
The bar thread: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=497052
Any RPer, from any region, is welcome to RP in this thread. It's a shoot the sh!t between elites thread.
Lamoni, Stevid, United world order, Machine city of zero one, and 5 othersSolisian Union, Codestream, Studly spud, Card storage, and Crlspr
What if the U.S. Presidential election and subsequent festivities was actually a reality series produced by Proyekt Liberty?
Machine city of zero one, Solisian Union, Codestream, Studly spud, and 2 othersCard storage, and Crlspr
The author of the Pink Diary and a II Roleplay Mentor from the era of VMK, Lyras and Automagfreek is currently role-playing on Respublica -- she is so arrogant!
((I am Disgraces, I made this nation so I don't have to leave my region)(I hope this isn't against the rules))
Machine city of zero one, Codestream, Studly spud, Card storage, and 1 otherCrlspr
Aaaaarrghh!
Imposter!
Keelhaul this scurvy dog before he turns us all over to the Frenchies!
Yarrr!
Free Kolechia, Machine city of zero one, Codestream, Card storage, and 2 othersCrlspr, and Messaria
Atlantis is holding Winter Games on the 1st Feb to celebrate our region's 18th Anniversary. You are welcome to participate if you wish. Details in the dispatch.
To Commemorate the 18th Anniversary of Atlantis, Winter Games have been proposed to bring nations sporting heroes together to foster friendship and peace between their nations. The Games will begin on 1st February 2021.
Host | The Games | Sign-Ups | Participants
The Games will take place at the snow-enveloped Lemming Mountains in The Teachings of Lemmingtopias. The Lemming Mountains, in the North of the country, have for millennia been considered sacred ground and are dotted with monasteries, temples, academies, hermitages and thousands of shrines to the Hellenic gods and Lemmingtopian mystic spirits. The largest complex is the Winter Palace, which will serve as a backdrop to the sporting events and which is the min residence of His Holiness the Lemming Sage outside of the Capital. The Winter Palace is also the resting place of the mummified body of the Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax during the winter months. Medal recipients and select dignitaries will be invited to a private audience with the Emperor in his mausoleum.
Athletes, Dignitaries and spectators will arrive at the Lomax Winter Station after a journey from any major city or airport in Lemmingtopias. From here, a funicular railway takes you high above the station to the Winter Palace Complex. Limited access to the Helipad can also be arranged on request. Here, Athletes will be welcome by the Lemming Sage prior to being transported to their team facilities and the athlete village. Rooms are available at the Winter Palace for foreign dignitaries. With the exception of a few pensions near to the winter palace, Hotels for spectators are available at any of the nearby Mountain Towns, most being around one hour's transportation to the site of the Games by rail or coach.
The ancient stone amphitheater has been extended with temporary seating to allow for the Opening and Closing Ceremonies while modern venues for the sports already exist and have been upgraded for the occasion. To ensure the safety of the ancient and sacred site, special routes have been laid out for spectators to follow with free tickets required to access the Winter Palace Complex or any of the nearby monasteries and temples. Temporary facilities have been installed to make the area comfortable for visitors as well as to ensure the safety of the site. Some mountain peaks have also been made available for visitor climbing.
Several Events across four sports will take place:
Bobsleigh
Ice Hockey
Figure Skating
Cross Country Skiing
Any Nation in Atlantis or a region with an Embassy with Atlantis is welcome to participate. Puppets are also welcome.
To Participate, please telegram The Teachings of Lemmingtopias.
In your telegram, you may also choose the skill levels for each of the four sports. This is not mandatory and if you do not do so, the default 25 skill will be applied to each sport. Each Skill level should be between 15 and 35 and the total across all 4 sports should be 100. You can also give a style modifier for your Ice Hockey Team between -5 (Ultra Defensive) and +5 (Ultra Aggressive) if you wish.
Example:
"Bob-Sleigh: 25
Ice Hockey: 22
Figure Skating: 20
Men's Skiing: 28
Women's Skiing: 30
Ice Hockey Style: +1"
The Teachings of Lemmingtopias (Organiser)
Bettisia
The Assembly and Demos of Madrocea
The Republic of United Nation Of Romnia
Namijil
The Concordant Communities of Tarligean
The Tropican Republic of The Tropican Islands
The Duumvirate Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids (Guest Participant from The Cult of PCHS)
Birb bois united front (Guest Participant from The Cult of PCHS)
The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg (Guest Participant from Deutschland
The Federal Union of Plakkia (Guest Participant from Deutschland
Beggystan (Guest Participant from Golden Eco Friendly
Kaabaarabianemirate (Guest Participant from Golden Eco Friendly
Demonos (Guest Participant from Hell)
The egalitarian dominion of yutes (Guest Participant from The Free Nations Region)
Mathuvan union (Guest Participant from Callista)
Hookah castle (Guest Participant from Founderless)
The disunited states of america (Guest Participant from Confederacy of Layem)
Roleplay
The Games can be enjoyed by both roleplayers and non-roleplayers. An 'Everything Thread' will be created on the NationStates Forum for announcements, general discussion and roleplay. There will be a small boost for roleplay and non-roleplay discussion quality.
Scorinating
Xcorinate will be used to scorinate the Games.
Check Back Soon for More Details as the Games draw closer
Free Kolechia, Machine city of zero one, Codestream, Studly spud, and 2 othersCard storage, and Crlspr
Hello everyone!
AHSCA, Deamonopolis, Free Kolechia, Machine city of zero one, and 6 othersCodestream, Studly spud, Card storage, Crlspr, Messaria, and Ikheria
Hello Democratu!
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The Macabees, AHSCA, Free Kolechia, Machine city of zero one, and 3 othersCognitive resonance, Studly spud, and Card storage
Hey hey
Machine city of zero one, Solisian Union, Cognitive resonance, Studly spud, and 1 otherCard storage
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Free Kolechia, Cognitive resonance, Studly spud, and Card storage
We have a poll running on the GD stock exchange proposal that received 6 supporters within the GDRC + the original proponent (The Macabees).
As a reminder, the basic voting rules:
1. All members of the GDRC may propose legislation.
2. A member is defined by a unique state. [OOC: No multi-accounting. Being caught in multi-accounting will result in your banishment from the region.]
3. 1 member = 1 vote
A simple majority is needed to pass.
viewtopic.php?p=38294830#p38294830
I thought that ya'll might get a chuckle out of this.
The Macabees, Free Kolechia, Kuronami, Machine city of zero one, and 3 othersCognitive resonance, Studly spud, and Card storage
Hello.
Lamoni, Deamonopolis, Free Kolechia, Eitoan, and 5 othersMachine city of zero one, Cognitive resonance, Studly spud, Card storage, and Ikheria
*sets down copious bags and looks around*
Wow has it been a long time. Which one is my room again? :S
Lamoni, Mokastana, Free Kolechia, Card storage, and 1 otherIkheria
Hey guys! Come on over to the XKI, Owlograd from Europe is serving us all doughnuts! Doughnut party!
Lamoni, Haishan, Free Kolechia, and Card storage
Hi peeps!
Free Kolechia and Vp alben barkley
Hello everyone! I'm the new emissary from XKI, so i'll be bringing you updates from us. Speaking of updates, here's XKI's january update!
10000 Islands Emissary Report
Date: January 2021
Population: 1,259
Delegate Endorsement: 428
Forum: https://10000islands.proboards.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/4uWZbNS
Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Grea Kriopia, Kuriko, Wischland
~Executive Officers: Hakketomat, Aschente
As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: HumanSanity
~Senior Senator for Himes West (RP): Wille-Harlia
~Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Wischland
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Aschente
~Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Minister of Education: Grea Kriopia
~Minister of Labor: Free Las Pinas
~Minister of Immigration: Thedairos
Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found here.
This January saw elections for the seats of Senator for Blue Canaria North and Senator for New Republica South take place.
Incumbent Wischland ran for reelection to her seat as Senator for Blue Canaria North. With no other candidates declaring their campaign, Wisch locked in another term as Senator.
Three Islanders declared their intent to run for Senator for New Republica South after incumbent Controlitia declined to run for a third term. Murphtannia, Dokansia, and Solarampa all announced their campaigns in short succession. Despite the competitive field, Dokansia managed to garner enough votes to win the election and become the Council of Nine’s newest member.
Congratulations to Wischland and Dokansia, and commiserations to the other candidates. Thank you Controlitia for your service as Senior Senator.
~Secretary of State Margaux selected Murphtannia to be XKI’s new emissary to Forest while Delegate HumanSanity hired Wischland to serve as XKI’s emissary to Refugia.
~Senator for Blue Canaria North Wischland hired Margaux as her Deputy to assist her in writing the Monthly Emissary report.
~Chief Executive Markanite appointed Wille-Harlia to the position of Communications Officer to promote XKI events and maintain news and information dispatches.
~Senator for New Republica South Dokansia selected Flying Eagles to serve as his Deputy and assist in running regional polls and debates.
XKI joined forces with several other regions early in January to bring back everyone’s favorite Harry Potter-themed festival. Participants were sorted into houses and then cut lose to chat with one another, squee over their favorite characters, and practice their spellcasting with a plethora of fun bot commands. A variety of fun events, including an art and writing contest, a succession of movie nights, and a Yule Ball Roleplay, had everyone enjoying the festivities and making friends across regional boundaries.
Underneath the jovial atmosphere, however, a fierce competition to earn house points and win the House Cup raged! Hufflepuffs were the most chill about winning the House Cup, spending more time hug-piling and enjoying the festival than worrying about their point totals. Ravenclaw was more competitive, with members proving their knowledge during Harry Potter Trivia rounds and earning plenty of points for their house. Due to a lower number of participants in Gryffindor and Slytherin, the two houses’ points were counted together. Slytherin’s ambition and unmatched desire to win proved to be a powerful force, with members willing to grind away at .io games and The Owlery Project of Appreciation to boost their point totals. Combined with Gryffindor’s courage in finding their own place in the festival, despite being the smallest house, made the two houses unstoppable, and allowed them to sail to victory and win the House Cup. Congratulations to the winning houses, and a big thanks to the festival’s organizers for such an enjoyable experience!
~Dokansia was named Rookie of the Quarter. Dok is a rising star in the region, having served as Deputy WA Secretary, Deputy Minister of Education, and as an Emissary to several regions. He was also recently elected Senator for New Republica South and holds the title of Knight in TITO. Congratulations Dok for this well-deserved award, and best of luck in your future endeavors.
~The voting for XKI’s prestigious Paffnia Prize concluded in January. The Paffnia Prize is an annual award given to the nation to comes up with the best new, implemented idea for the region each year, as chosen by popular vote. The past year has been a time of incredible change and innovation for XKI, and an astounding 56 implemented ideas were nominated for the prize. After two rounds of voting, Islanders awarded HumanSanity and Grea Kriopia first place for the XKI Summer Olympics. Second place was awarded to Hakketomat for his TacoVision Contests, with third place going to Paffnia himself for the Island’s Space Program. Congratulations to the winners and a sincere thanks for all the work you do to improve the region!
~Speaking of TacoVision, Hakketomat announced the highly anticipated TacoVision III. Once again, Islanders had the chance to submit their favorite songs in hopes of winning the votes of their fellow contestants and having their song be declared the hottest new beat. Contestants delivered scathing critiques of one another’s songs in a Discord listening session, plotting and scheming to win favor for their own melody. When all the votes were tallied, Wischland placed first with her song choice Bury Me Low. A round of applause for Wisch and for Dokansia and Thedairos who placed 2nd and 3rd.
~January’s Featured Nation was Murphtannia, who has popped up in several different areas of the region, serving in TITO, as Emissary to Forest, and even running for office in January’s election. Congratulations Murph! We’re excited to see where you go next.
~Senator for Lyonnesse East Aschente announced the House Cup and Shield Competition would be taking place throughout the month of January. Recruiters in XKI’s Houses compete for the whole month to send as many recruitment telegrams to new nations and draw them to the region. The House Of Louisistan won both the House Cup, for most collective recruiting, and House Shield, for most recruiting per capita, with Margaux and Sulenia showing a particular devotion to recruiting. Grea Kriopia of The House of Improving Wordiness had the highest recruitment success rate of the month and was awarded the House Sceptre for her efforts! Congratulations to all the winners and thank you to all recruiters for their hard work.
~Towards the end of the month, Chief Executive Markanite announced a region-wide Forum Theme Competition. Islanders are invited to create and submit island-themed designs for the forum. With taco prizes and the chance to have their creation chosen as an official new theme for the XKI forum, several Islanders were eager to submit their designs. We’re excited to see what other creative themes Islanders will come up with!
A regional poll by Jabberwocky asked Islanders if they would be getting the COVID-19 Vaccine once it became available to them. Happily, most Islanders proved themselves to be health-conscious and responded that they would. Stay safe and stay strong!
Islanders showed their humor with plenty of silly quips in the RMB:
~ December 32nd, 2020
~ Rebels in XKI?
~ I’ll remember, probably.
~ Worthwhile Gambling. What’s that?
~ 69… Hah… Yeah, that meme is dead.
~You cannot defeat Tilapia
~ Not again…
~ Cats are a Liquid.
~ The answer is no.
~ Just one of the Fish around the Islands.
For January, we turned our attention to the mystery man behind much of XKI’s more technical aspects. We managed to draw Kortexia out from his lurking on the regional discord to ask him a few questions about his work as Technical Liaison.
Wischland: You’ve been in XKI for quite a while. What about the region made you choose to stay?
Kortexia: Honestly, it was the people I met here and the community. The friends I've made here are the only reason I've played this game so long.
Wisch: That's wonderful! Anyone you'd like to give a special shout-out to?
Kort: Definitely Kanta Hame, he's been a steady mentor and friend for my entire time in 10KI.
Wisch: You’re currently serving as one of the region’s Technical Liaisons. What does this role entail?
Kort: The role entails maintaining and developing our regional Discord Bots as well as serving as an advisory on the usage of any 3rd party programs that are commonly used in R/D. Technical Liaisons are also a part of TITO Command, but don't generally run day to day operations.
Wisch: Could you tell us a little about what KorTech does?
Kort: KorTech serves as the main Discord administration tool for the 10KI server. It also has many fun things that I've added to it over time to make our Discord server more enjoyable! New features are being added whenever I get a crazy idea for a project haha.
Wisch: Do you have any crazy projects cooking right now? Or give an example of a past one?
Kort: The current project is secret ;). Past additions have ranged from the easy to write ExecutionCog used by Command, to a roster that still needs some fine tuning.
Wisch: I guess we’ll just have to wait and see then! KorTech has been affectionately named BorkTech by many Islanders for its semi-frequent malfunctions. Why do these sorts of things happen?
Kort: Mostly due to me tinkering with the code and inadvertently breaking things. Other issues stem from updates happening to anything that KorTech is connected to.
Wisch: And about how much time do you spend on coding/maintenance for the server?
Kort: It varies depending on how busy I am in my day to day life and if I have a problem in my code I’m working hard on to fix. I am always keeping an eye out for any issues that may occur so I can fix them right away.
Wisch: How did you become XKI’s resident techie?
Kort: Well, I spearheaded TITO's move from Skype to Discord. This expanded to include the rest of 10KI into our server over time, so its been my baby since the very beginning. So when I stepped back from being a Tactical Officer, the Technical Liaison role was created so I could stay in TITO Command and continue to develop and moderate the Discord Server. KorTech being created and developed also served to cement my position as the techie.
Wisch: The server must be very special to you then. Do you think you’re ever going to retire as Tech Liaison?
Kort: Perhaps one day, but that won't be for a long time yet. Tech Liaisons are required to be part of TITO Command due to the nature of access they have, and so there’s a much smaller pool of candidates for the position. Also, KorTech is my baby and would need to be swapped out for something else should I ever retire.
Greal and Free Kolechia
Welcome to GD!
Greal and Messaria
Ikherian Parodies of 'Million people are [redacted] by Vladimir Putin himself.': Million of androids are Turing-tested by Sergey Lebankov himself. Million farmers get financial grants by Sergey Lebankov himself. Million prisoners are liberated from jails and going to our controlled working center by Sergey Lebankov himself. Million workers get pay rise because policy implemented by Sergey Lebankov himself. Millions of Soviet Ikheria traitor accepted go to their homeland because policy implemented by Sergey Lebankov himself. Millions of jokes are result of speeches by Sergey Lebankov himself.
lol, the redacted word actually mature/18+ (are you know, you only post non-mature words)
Edit: Russian original article: http://absurdopedia.net/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%8B_%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%85_%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE_%D0%9F%D1%83%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC
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