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Neyde would appreciate if Corlenia 
Feng Dynasty Iarthar 
United Kuzikstan and 
Arwindom would stop getting so annoyed at Neyde's new music video shoot in which she and Anna Kendrick drop eggs on Corlenia which is not the real Corlenia but a fake one
The barracks of the 8th Flak detachment temporarily stationed in St. Normia are suddenly woken up by the sound of sirens and flashing lights. Soldiers run out of their tents and sprint to their positions at the Flak guns. The twin and quadruple rapid-fire cannons quickly spin on their carriages, their barrels pointed towards the cloudy skies.
“What in the world is going on?!” - barks Colonel Hermison, commander of the detachment, walking out of his command post.
“Kendricklandian bombers, sir! 4 o’clock, closing!” - his second-in-command answers, running up to the Colonel.
“Didn’t we warn them we’ll shoot them down? Those fools!” - the Colonel is red with anger. “Open fire! We’ll teach them a lesson!”
“But, sir, Arwindom is in fact allied with Kendrickland...”
“Well, then... Then aim at the bombs!”
Just as the bomber formations are passing above the Flak batteries, the cannons open fire. With pin-point precision, the quad cannons start one by one picking out the falling bombs from the sky.
But to the gunners’ surprise, instead of exploding into a fiery fireball the bombs quietly pop and a strange, gooey white mass can be seen bleeding out of them. Seconds later, the entire barracks are covered with tons and tons of cheap cottage cheese.
The gunners, drenched in the white mass from head to toe stop firing and look up at the flying away aircraft. Suddenly, a single shot rings out. One of the gunners, extremely frustrated at what just had happened, fired at one of the Kendrick planes and hit it exactly in the tail. The smoking plane disappears in the horizon and the Arwinden are left to themselves to try to come up with a solution on how to clean up their base from the white cheese. Well, at least the field kitchen will have enough provision to last a couple of months!
From now on shooting at gooey substances is a mandatory subject in military academies in the Commonwealth and the 8th Flak Detachment is nicknamed “The Cottage Snipers”.
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Serbatijan empire, Ras Riverside
The sun had long set as the behemoth drifted through the surface of the ocean, a near half kilometer of dull grey metal silently yet ponderously navigating through the wrecks of both structure and ship in the besieged capital of the long time ally.
Brilliant floodlights burst into life, the sweeping bright beams illuminating what was left of the once proud port, huddled masses of frightened souls and temporary makeshift housing filled the gaps of structures and former shipping, what solders remained approached the water's edge at the much appreciated arrival of the JNV Pincoya.
With its full half-kilometer length finally visible, more lights began to spring into operation as the top of the decks began to fold inwards on well-oiled machinery, tens of thousands of rested men and women of the Niaad Sa Expeditionary Front quickly scaling up the sides of the port and lashing ropes upon any moorings that remained, securing the titan to the shore as the side-slung ramps slowly fell into place...
The once dead port in the space of hours became a hive of activity, the rumbling engines of heavy trucks and engineering vehicles pulling supplies and shunting prefabricated fortifications into place, food and fresh water found its way to all who needed as the sleek forms of JAN-02 Naval Fighters rolled onto the heavy steam catapults before being shot into the night's sky, forming the dual purpose of inspiring the Serbian Front while quickly chasing down anything the traitors or invaders left in the open, casting iron bombs and merciless cannon fire upon them.
Rippling explosions sounded as engineers cleared debris, hulks of ships blasted to little more than scrap and scattering to the bottom of the waters, leaving space open for the small flotilla of supply vessels in the distance.
Serbatijan empire, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Hurona, Lake perseverance, and 2 othersThe Kohen, and Arwindom
Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Imperial Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, hereby presents the new Fengese anthem named: Eight Thousand Years. With lyrics and melody by Yu Lianqing and sung by Fei Yanwei, it was one of the three candidates that passed Imperial scrutiny. His Majesty would like to thank the singer, lyricist, musicians, and everyone involved with the anthem's creation and presents a reward of three thousand taels to each.
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THE WESTERN CUP FINALIST ARE REVEALED!
After the semi-finals In the playoffs, the 2 teams Will face In the Finals.
Serbatijan empire played against 
The Kohen. The game was pretty tight In the start, but on 3rd period, it was pretty clear Who is going to win this. The match ended by 9-3 to Serbatijan empire, which goes to Western Cup Finals!
Same thing for Hurona - United Kuzikstan game. Kuzikstan had good start In the beginning of the game, but Huronan team destroyed them by 4-1 In the end! This means, that Hurona is In the finals!
Tomorrow is the finals, which Will be broadcasted too. The teams of Serbatijan empire and Hurona Will face each other. We wish the Best of luck for the both teams!
International Announcments
The Council has decided to announce how they feel towards the strange conflict (of it can even be called that) between the nations of Corlenia, Kendrickland, Neyde spears kingdom, and possibly also South Calica. HC Stargazer anf the rest of the Council will remain neutral in whatever this is, and urges the nations actually "attacking" each other to cease the actions so the world can have sime sort of peace.
The President's State Dinner has gone off without a hitch. The event started Saturday night with a State Dinner, in which both leaders gave a toast about the need for international cooperation for the better of its citizens. The delegation then moved to the ball room for a night of dances and drinks. The AusValia delegation brought along one its star performers, Peter Cincotti. President Williams gave his own performance of "Gave Birth to the Blues". The Kendrickland leadership passed out some its best liquor, even a bottle that cost as much as $600, showing no stone left unturned for this event.
By Sunday the actual talks had began. While the two leaders met, the AUS and Kendrickland delegations began formal talks. The two leaders sat for pictures before an exchange of gifts. President Williams presented priceless AusValia jewelry to the Queen on behalf of the AUS people.
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After 48 hours of blasting hardbass into the capital of the Neyde spears kingdom, Kaiser Omega suddenly grew bored of the fact that semen filled socks had been thrown into his nation by Kendrickland, and that his countermeasures hadn't worked. He and his glory have finally decided that if Kendrickland, and the Neyde Spears Kingdom do not give up and pay 750,000+ neekoes to Corlenia, we will release the quote unquote "hot singles" that are in your area into the borders of Kendrickland and the Neyde Spears Kingdom. This is y'all's final warning.
Official Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Imperial Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, urges the Corlenian Kaiser to diplomatically solve the situation and that the Fengese are already irritated from the last 48 hours of hardbass that could be loudly heard even from Taijing. As entertaining as this conflict is, the Feng Dynasty regrets to say that the Imperial Court will take action of more of the music is played or if the Corlenians continue to irritate our populace, already sleep deprived from two days and nights of bass.
Kaiser Omega has decided to pull back the subwoofers, but will still let loose the horrifying ugliness of the quote unquote "hot singles" in your area. Diplomacy has been tried and failed, so we must respond with the (Snicker) upmost seriousness.
Official Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Imperial Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, has only a few words for the Corlenian Kaiser today.
It's Teatime
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The Fengese Imperial Air Force were sent, flying towards the Corlenian capital of Saint Normia. Once their the planes began to dump large vats of Royal Bubble Milk Tea with Pearls from many of the famed milk tea cooperations of Feng Dynasty including Fengcha, Mingtea, and Phoenix Boba. Soon a torrent of milk tea was washing through Saint Normia as well as landslides of black tapioca pearls that now bounce from every building. The Feng Dynasty hopes that the Corlenians enjoy their bubble tea with 75% sugar, no ice, with extra pearls.
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Several million Corlenian citizens flowed through the streets. But due to several million Corlenian citizens flowing through the streets, the tea was quickly slurped up, with some of the greatest contributes being
John Fendon- 31 gallons
Gregory Falkin- 37 gallons
Sheila Rento- 55 gallons
The tax- 652 gallons
Kaiser Omega- whatever remained
"Bring more at us, we'll just keep slurping it down... Let's bring the OTHER hot drink." Said Kaiser Omega almost right after the attack. "Y'know, if you keep going at us."
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Official Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Imperial Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, thanks the Corlenian Kaiser for their enjoyment of their tea and wishes the Corlenians a happy early Christmas.
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Subwoofers were hovered above the Corlenian capital and the Christmas song: "All I want for Christmas is You" played on loop on maximum volume, playing loud enough for annoyance although quiet enough to be heard only in St Normia.
Corlenia, Arwindom, and Kendrickland
I am pleased to see responses to this! As of now, about a day after I originally posted it, I would like to request that any running mates who wish to answer for their ticket respond as soon as possible. Tomorrow, I will post the answers question-by-question.
Just keep down the noise pollution over there
The Arwindom High Command went from being “slightly bored” to “a wee bit annoyed” after the sound waves started reaching the Commonwealth. Mobile sound screens were deployed along our country’s borders to protect its citizens from the hardbass heard from behind the mountains, and the 8th Flak Detachment has withdrawn from Corlenia after running out of earplugs.
The Commonwealth urges Neyde spears kingdom, Kendrickland, Corlenia and Feng Dynasty as well as all the other participants of the Great War of Annoyance to take part in a peace conference that will take place tomorrow in Niessen, Arwindom.
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Commonwealth.
Neyde spears kingdom and Feng Dynasty
High Thane Jon the Third has sent a message recently to the Jezabelstien Admirality, asking they meet aboard the TRN Annabeth, which us located just outside Jezabelstien waters. He makes a point of pointing out the Irene zealots who recently attacked and pilfered a merchant vessel on its way towards the new World Union Base. He also points out the fact a pirate crew is sitting on a Jezebelstien ship, that likely has atleast one nuclear warhead aboard. And thanks them for their time.
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