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Montealba RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Armed Shamkhalate of Eldurgoth (elected )

Founder: The County of Trigori

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✵ Welcome to the Free and Independent Principality of Montealba, the Morally Justified! ✵
Proud champions of anarcho-monarchism

Outlaw? Hunted for war crimes? Tried to coup your region, only to fail and be exiled? We don't care--just walk right in! We don't extradite!
Ruled eternally in heaven by Captain Hocherlan (praise Him).
Ruled temporally by Lieutenant Eldurgoth (salute him).
Ruled on paper by Prince Trigori (please petition inside, he is not allowed to leave the palace or he might catch a cold)

New to the region and thoroughly confused? Check out the pinned dispatches below!


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    [RP] The 1994 Montealban Civil War

    MetaReference by Trigori . 176 reads.

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    1994 RP Map (kept updated)

    MetaReference by Trigori . 52 reads.

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    MetaReference by Trigori . 200 reads.

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    The Little Montealban Guidebook

    MetaReference by Trigori . 128 reads.

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    Montealban Declaration of Independence

    BulletinPolicy by Kintada . 241 reads.

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    Hocherlan's Tigers

    FactbookMilitary by Hocherlan . 419 reads.

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    Book of Tuber

    AccountCulture by Mazda-otta . 286 reads.

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    Treaty with Montealba

    BulletinPolicy by Minimark . 52 reads.

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    BulletinNews by Scansinia . 16,778 reads.

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Embassies: The Great Universe, Hollow Point, France, Lardyland, Train Station, Kingdom of Adonai, The Slide Countries, Bus Stop, Union of Democrats, The Mystical Council, Order of the Southern North, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Driselbia, The Reich, Kingdom of West Sayville, KAISERREICH, and 75 others.Slavija, THE VEDIGOTHIC IMPERIUM, The United Empires of Carson, Region Name, Dispatchia, Fredonia, nasunia, Union of Allied States, The Monarchy alliance, Southfield, Hiyamashu, Norden, St Abbaddon, The United Ascendancy, Philippines, Nezasnorden, Greater Middle East, The putnan empire of nations, Pecan Sandies, Oneid, Japan, The Neighborhood, Gypsy Lands, Florida, Cyberius Confederation, Realm of the Whispering Winds, Yet Another Region, The Bar on the corner of every region, Non Aligned Movement, Hapes Consortium, Olgienslavia, Laraniem, The Pact of Roosters, OmniOne, Burundi, The Wooloo Pact, New Reich of Bunicken, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, APSIA, CROATIAREICH, Confederacy of Layem, The Region Of Gargery, The Western Isles, The Illuminati, Eladen, Yggdrasil, Dead Sea, Mercenaries R Us, Blepia, Slavska, Krasnaya, The Legitimate Democracy of America, The Freedom Isles, Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom, Nova Lisseum, Cyland, The Defenders of Nations and States, Chicken overlords, The Interdimensional Community, Altay, The lemon hub, The Global Commonwealth, The Erasa System, Callista, Independence Hill, United States of Alpha, Auroran, Tyrceria, The Wolf Empire, Qandaristan, Pripjat, United Island States, Vinfalov Meyle, Eldurgoth, and Confederacy of East Asian Nations.

Construction of embassies with Buzhan has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Siesty Dom has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Vissegard has commenced. Completion expected .

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Montealba contains 59 nations, the 347th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Valuable International Artwork in Montealba

Some nations attempt to collect signature artworks of other nations, developing collections known as "decks." The World Census has estimated their value.

As a region, Montealba is ranked 2,978th in the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Nation of Spartacist Federal Republic of GermanyPsychotic Dictatorship“Brüder zur Sonne, zur Freiheit”
2.The County of TrigoriDemocratic Socialists“Dvižljem šabljem protje všjem ljažjem”
3.The Simulacrum of Seirra MadreDemocratic Socialists“Find, Consume, Destroy, Repeat”
4.The Federation of BalakInoffensive Centrist Democracy“unitum nos stare, quasque minusque articulatas non cadu”
5.The Political Anomaly of CobraniciumCivil Rights Lovefest“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
6.The Federation of drakeyeLeft-Leaning College State“If you hug me, i get stabby stabby.”
7.The Geāned Cynerīce of GaloresaFather Knows Best State“Weorţmynd sy Rihthláfordhyldu”
8.The Association of Free People of StugislavistanCorporate Bordello“Prosperity, Defense and Liberty”
9.The ✵ Cascadian Republic ✵ of SeattleNinja008Left-Leaning College State“Losing is FUN!!!”
10.The Militant Kingdom of AroltiaPsychotic Dictatorship“God, The King and the Militant Party”

Last poll: “Have you brought your car into Montealba?”

Regional Happenings


Montealba Regional Message Board

The Titanian Federal Republic wrote:Your wife was due yesterday, and you weren't even in the hospital. You have a son now, Eldy. How dare you.

Since when did I put a ring on her finger
>child being born
I reference old Bill Clinton's response to such fallacious claims until the DNA test is in.

SeattleNinja008 wrote:West Coast, Best Coast

No. Eastern time zone best time zone


Short tl;dr version because I don't really have the time to expand it, just use your imagination

Republic of Spezia
-Establishment of the “All-Hrodskian Defence Council”. The Spezina and the Hand of Ozbekh agree to combine their forces to better coordinate military operations regarding the defense of Spezian statehood.
-Newly elected Spezian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Lev Drogârski, left Spezia to catch a plane in Tirkan International Airport, using both a Spezian and a Montealban passport. Rumor has it he’s carrying sensitive documents to the west.

The Hand of Ozbekh
-Militant Ozbekhists have raided the famous party district Karminîskaly of Hrodvina. Bars, clubs and other, more disreputable, establishments were forced to shut down under threats of violence. The Ozbekhist patriarch of Hrodvinas most influential clan has announced that a Moral Gendarmerie will patrol the streets to ensure “the dominance of Spezian values”. The Spezian minister of Finance, Samo Žlatokameneć, condemns this attack as “a deathblow to the tourism industry of Spezia”, not mentioning the fact that since 1945 the Socialist Autonomous Province of Spezia never had more than 1000 room reservations a year from visitors abroad, 80% of which being journalists.

-Militant Ozbekhists targeted and destroyed the brewery in Mnitschau in an attempt to "free Spezia from the scourge of alcoholism".

SeattleNinja008 wrote:West Coast, Best Coast

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Please report to your local Tiger office for immediate reeducation.

Imperio Ex Terrae wrote:Hello,

Please report to your local Tiger office for immediate reeducation.

What are you, EA sports?

Finestand Islands wrote:What are you, EA sports?

You may call me Tennis, because you are about to get served.

Imperio Ex Terrae wrote:You may call me Tennis, because you are about to get served.

Oh dinner? You shouldn’t have! Thanks!

Finestand Islands wrote:Oh dinner? You shouldn’t have! Thanks!

Yes, I cooked your favorite, brussel sprout and asparagus soup. Please enjoy, I have labored for many days.

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