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The Horde RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Romance of Kipling's Orient of Alexandria Eschate

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 22nd Most Efficient Economies: 57th Largest Agricultural Sector: 96th+46
Largest Publishing Industry: 115th Most Subsidized Industry: 150th Most Cultured: 161st Most Scientifically Advanced: 166th Smartest Citizens: 179th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 217th Most Cheerful Citizens: 230th Largest Information Technology Sector: 232nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 233rd Nicest Citizens: 245th Most Inclusive: 249th Largest Governments: 271st Highest Average Incomes: 283rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th Most Compassionate Citizens: 317th Most Beautiful Environments: 321st Healthiest Citizens: 323rd Rudest Citizens: 334th Most Developed: 369th Lowest Crime Rates: 393rd Largest Welfare Programs: 397th Largest Retail Industry: 425th Most Advanced Public Education: 464th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 635th Highest Average Tax Rates: 692nd Highest Poor Incomes: 697th Most Nations: 707th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 712th Most Devout: 870th Safest: 915th Most Secular: 933rd Most Pacifist: 1,097th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,295th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,408th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,436th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,460th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,516th Largest Black Market: 1,529th Nudest: 1,598th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,657th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,679th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,686th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,749th Highest Economic Output: 1,952nd Best Weather: 2,023rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,365th
World Factbook Entry

As Alexander marched East, conquering and scattering whole nations to the wind, his army eventually came upon a sprawling mountain range.

Ignoring locals who warned against it, Alexander set off through the mountain pass with a few men to see what manner of people lay to the North.

When Alexander returned, he returned alone and wild eyed. He spoke of an “innumerous horde” of “unclean nations”, poised to wreak devastation.

And he spoke little more, but set his army to work building a great wall that would span this mountain pass -- "lest those Unclean Nations turn their eyes South to the civilized world."

We are the nations Alexander encountered. We are the Horde walled up behind his Gates. Pray we do not turn our gaze South.

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    Immigrant Story

    FactbookOverview by North Cross . 79 reads.

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    The Gates of Alexander

    FactbookHistory by Alexandria Eschate . 30 reads.

Embassies: Fjord, Hundred Acre Wood, Christmas, The Bar on the corner of every region, Warhammer 40000, and Dinotopia.

Tags: Casual, Independent, Isolationist, Medium, and Neutral.

The Horde contains 21 nations, the 707th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in The Horde

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, The Horde is ranked 8,058th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Black Iron Prison State of DungeonCorporate Police State“Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones”
2.The Queuing Bureaucratic Decency of Great PrecisionCapitalist Paradise“ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔞”
3.The Brazen Panoply of Steam and ClockworkCorporate Bordello“A God in every Machine”
4.The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of Hanseatic LeagueAnarchy“It is necessary to sail the seas; unnecessary to live.”
5.The Cerulean Cardinal Bloodlines of The Enduring House of AugustBenevolent Dictatorship“Tradition. Lineage. Good Breeding.”
6.The Ӎᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ Ӎᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ Яᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ of Novgorod and Baltic RusCivil Rights Lovefest“His Sovereign Lord Novgorod the Great”
7.The Sentai Team of PR Wild ForceFather Knows Best State“Wild access!”
8.The Palisades and Parapets of Gates of AlexanderCivil Rights Lovefest“A bastion against barbarism. A bulwark against the dark”
9.The Milk and Honeyed Floodplains of Womb of NationsLeft-Leaning College State“Legions from Cavernous Depths”
10.The Jade Dragon Kingdom of Porcelain and SilkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Long divided--unite. Long united--divide.”

Regional Happenings


The Horde Regional Message Board

Yeah, it's all just me...I just enjoyed the idea for the joke and couldn't pass it up

Post self-deleted by Alethes Sophia.

Hello friend, welcome.

You may be a little disappointed to discover that this region is actually just myself and all of my puppets. I am not too much involved with the wider NS community, preferring to seclude myself here and play with world-building and creating histories for my nations.

However, I am not opposed to others in my region, I simply do not go out of my way to recruit. You are more than welcome to stay.

Let me know what you think, and if you'd like to remain. You appear pretty new to NationStates, so if you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer any and all. I can also help with making flags and banners, if that interests you.


Kitopea justified

Great, glad to hear.

I'm in the United States, and am usually checking in and answering issues between 6am to 9am before work, maybe a couple times later. I've been checking in today more often because Z-Day is coming. Let me know if you want to participate in Z-Day.

Hello and merry Christmas all. As a gift we’ve decided to donate you a crate of sprouts for the head(s) of state for every nation and we have our chef’s assurances they will be the best sprouts you’ve ever tasted.

Enjoy today and have a happy new year from Christmas.

Other baggus

Other baggus wrote:sup nerds?

Hello and welcome :)

Please make yourself at home, kick your feet up, help yourself to some stale chips and watery dip.

Other baggus

Alexandria Eschate wrote:Hello and welcome :)

Please make yourself at home, kick your feet up, help yourself to some stale chips and watery dip.

is this where the psychotic dictatorships hang out? cuz im looking for where the psychotic dictatorships hangout.

Other baggus wrote:is this where the psychotic dictatorships hang out? cuz im looking for where the psychotic dictatorships hangout.

I'm sorry to say that you seem to have the wrong place. Given your flag, perhaps you are looking for Psychotic Dictatorships?

You're welcome to stay and hang out, though. And if you have any questions or need suggestions for other regions, I'd be happy to answer any. This is just my own personal region, so I'm just here talking to myself :P

Hello PR Wild Force, welcome to the region! Please let me know if you have any questions or comments.

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