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The Thuria Pact RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Allied States of Thobia

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Rudest Citizens: 331st Most Devout: 344th Largest Agricultural Sector: 389th+16
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 490th Highest Disposable Incomes: 747th Largest Retail Industry: 826th Largest Publishing Industry: 914th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 982nd Most Developed: 1,192nd Most Efficient Economies: 1,247th Most Cultured: 1,270th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,360th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,415th Highest Average Incomes: 1,597th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,897th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,910th Smartest Citizens: 2,011th Most Armed: 2,055th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Thuria Pact
We are a conglomerate of militant nations that reside on the continent Thuria who have banded together for military and economical prowess. We are strictly conservative and we hold no sympathy for any who dare oppose us or the blessings of freedom.

REGIONAL ALERT LEVEL: Safe

Embassies are currently being accepted per request.

https://discord.gg/qg9xP8A

Founded: August 17, 2018

Chief Executor: Thobia

Please endorse the WA-Delegate: Costa kingbia

Hail Thuria!



  1. 1

    The Thuria Pact Constitution

    FactbookInternational by Anter Mittch . 21 reads.

  2. 1

    Thurian Alert Levels

    FactbookMiscellaneous by Thobia . 20 reads.

Embassies: Federation of Conservative Nations, Lardyland, The Coalition of Fascist Nations, United Fascist Workers Association, Farkasfalka, The Region of WESC, Ulthos, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, The Holy Reich of Greater Germania, Dream Land, MentosLand, Gypsy Lands, Lasagna, United Christian Empires of the West, The United Kingdoms of Christendom, and Albosiac.

Tags: Anti-Communist, Capitalist, Conservative, FT: STL, Minuscule, National Sovereigntist, Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, Serious, and World Assembly.

The Thuria Pact contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in The Thuria Pact

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, The Thuria Pact is ranked 1,192nd in the world for Most Developed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Exiled Imperial Regency of Anter MittchIron Fist Consumerists“Cost-Efficiency”
2.The Allied States of ThobiaCorporate Bordello“Memento Mori”

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The Thuria Pact Regional Message Board

Friends our emperor Jocospor is running for Secretary General, stop the WA corruption vote for Jocospor

votethejoc2020


Yeah. You're all thinking, "This'll never work."

That's exactly why I'm doing it.

You don't like me (probabl- okay, definitely).

But in the last four years, no one has fought as hard as I have to expose the blatant corruption of the World Assembly.

Hell, I sacrificed my reputation for it, and took my region with me.

    Why should forum drafting make or break a resolution?

    Why should a resolution's author be judged harder than a resolution's content?

    Why shouldn't you self-commend/condemn/liberate?

All this is dictated by the WA Elite. (Trust me, they do exist.)

I intend to, as I always have, put a stop to that.

Under a World Assembly I lead, the QUALITY OF A RESOLUTION will be ALL THAT MATTERS.

No more deceit. No more Elite.

No more bullsh*t.


VOTE JOCOSPOR
FOR WA SECRETARY-GENERAL


Towards a New World Assembly, friends.

And if the counter-campaigns come, I'll take it as a compliment.

Jocospor :D
founder of the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
and sole proprietor of the
MONET & CHARDIN CHAMPAGNE COMPANY LTD


Authorised for public distribution by:
The Shadow Cult, Vocryae
1st April 2020

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Hello, my Embassy friends! I have come to ask you to support our Emperor Jocospor. He will lead us to a better future, and stop the despicable WA Elite. Here is the information:


Yeah. You're all thinking, "This'll never work."

That's exactly why I'm doing it.

You don't like me (probabl- okay, definitely).

But in the last four years, no one has fought as hard as I have to expose the blatant corruption of the World Assembly.

Hell, I sacrificed my reputation for it, and took my region with me.

    Why should forum drafting make or break a resolution?

    Why should a resolution's author be judged harder than a resolution's content?

    Why shouldn't you self-commend/condemn/liberate?

All this is dictated by the WA Elite. (Trust me, they do exist.)

I intend to, as I always have, put a stop to that.

Under a World Assembly I lead, the QUALITY OF A RESOLUTION will be ALL THAT MATTERS.

No more deceit. No more Elite.

No more bullsh*t.


VOTE JOCOSPOR
FOR WA SECRETARY-GENERAL


Towards a New World Assembly, friends.

And if the counter-campaigns come, I'll take it as a compliment.

Jocospor :D
founder of the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
and sole proprietor of the
MONET & CHARDIN CHAMPAGNE COMPANY LTD


Authorised for public distribution by:
The Shadow Cult, Vocryae
1st April 2020

Read dispatch

Yours Truly, Alexander President of the Imperial Senate

Hail the Confederation!

If we are mark’d to lose, we are enow
To do our region loss, and if to win,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honor,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my brother, wish not a man from England:
God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honor
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, my brother, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not lose in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to be with us.
This day is called the Election day:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is The Day:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Election day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand and Depackya,
Regna loreau and West Heisen,
Khanbaliq Mongolia and Alexander the Magnus,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Election day shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of Dictators.
For he today who votes for Jocospor
shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
this day shall gentle his condition:
and gentlemen in the Confederation now a-bed,
shall think themselves accursed they had not voted
and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Election day.

Hail the Confederation!

My friends, we are mocked by the WA Elite, condemned by the Elites' minions, and put down by the uneducated. We are not a fascist region, we harbor them, but are not ourselves. We allow them, as the Democrat allows the Republican, not necessarily one, but allowing it. Or a Communist allowing a Socialist, similar but different. They also refuse to see the difference between In Character and Out Of Character. I have been told that this is a region that should not exist, and that I should not exist. We have been cheated by the WA Elite. They robbed us of our spot in the Final 5 in the election. They cast us down, and I am sick of it. We need to unite against the oppressors. We need to stand up for ourselves, not huddle down like a beaten dog. We need to look past our own regions. We need to instead look to the regions around us who are also subjected to the tyranny of the WA Elite. That includes the leftist region, even though they blindly follow the leader. If we make a concerted effort to unite, we can change NS forever. We can make this a new Era, where we say NO! to the WA Elite. An Era where we are allowed peace. An Era where we are not hated for our beliefs. A better Era. I urge you all to help us make this reality. Reach out to your Embassies. Reach out to the young nations. Reach out to the voiceless. Reach out to those that can't help themselves. Help us. Help your allies. Help your friends. Help others. I want us all to enjoy NS, but this persecution can not continue. I cant stop this myself. I need you.

Yours faithfully, Alexander, President of the Imperial Senate.

P.S. Please pass this on to your embassies, or just TG.

Hail the Confederation!

To our allies,

The Lord of Loathing has submitted a proposal to the WA Security Council: "Condemn The World Assembly Elite".

The proposal may be viewed here: page=UN_view_proposal/id=shrewllamaland_1586381199

The context for this proposal may be found in the following dispatch:

This dispatch details the events of Round 3 of the 2020 World Assembly Secretary-General Election.

Summary

When it became apparent that Jocospor would have enough votes to qualify for the General Election by placing in the top five positions in Round 3, all five other competitive candidates, representing the WA Elite, proceeded to rig the election by redistributing votes from the top two candidates to ensure that Jocospor would not qualify for the General Election.

Four candidates, all of who qualified for the General Election, were directly responsible for the election rigging: Kuriko, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls, McMasterdonia and Caelapes.

Three other candidates and/or their campaigns, all within the top eight, were implicit in this rigging: Valentine Z, Auralia and The Bigtopia.


Background

Jocospor had placed fifth in Round 2 of the election, with a total of 6.7% of the vote, well ahead of the 6th and 7th placed candidates by over 2 points.

In response to the "Go aWAy" movement against WA campaign telegrams, Jocospor, unlike most other major candidates, announced their campaign would not likely send a tag:WA telegram at the start of Round 3.

Initially, the race for 5th place was close between Jocospor and Valentine Z, with the two candidates exchanging 5th/6th place throughout the first twelve hours of Round 3.

After announcing ShrewLlamaLand as Running Mate, the Jocospor campaign began to build a small lead over Valentine Z, whose campaign sent a telegram out in response. Jocospor was forced to respond with a late telegram of their own, including a promotional video, which ultimately resulted in a significant polling uplift and a sizable lead being generated.

With approximately eight hours of the vote in Round 3 remaining, Jocospor had overtaken both Valentine Z and Caelapes to take 4th place. Considering the voting trend at the time, Jocospor looked set to place between 3rd and 4th and comfortably qualify for the General Election.


The WA Elite and Election Rigging

With around six hours remaining, the voting pattern for both Valentine Z and Caelapes dramatically began to shift. When Jocospor's vote count increased, the vote count for both other candidates proceeded match this gain in votes. The growth in vote counts for both Kuriko and Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls also began to slow.

Over the next few hours, both Valentine Z and Caelapes proceeded to overtake Jocospor, and their vote count ultimately equalised with McMasterdonia.

For the final three hours of Round 3, their voting totals remained locked and slightly ahead of Jocospor.

The final vote tallies at the end of Round 3 were as below, with McMasterdonia gaining slightly in the final seconds to secure 3rd place.


Evidence of the WA Elite's involvement

Kuriko posted a message on 10000 Islands' RMB asking nations to "keep the fascist Jocospor from the top 5 positions", and also voted for a competitor themself:

Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls sent a telegram implying the same, and also voted for a competitor:

McMasterdonia dropped out of the race shortly after securing a position in the General Election to become Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls' Running Mate.

Caelapes sent a telegram explicity asking nations to "work together to make sure the top five candidates are Kuriko, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls, McMasterdonia, myself and Valentine Z".

Valentine Z was ultimately the beneficiary of this election rigging, placing top 5 when they otherwise would have not. They refused to disavow the rigging, and proceeded to thank their "friends" for rigging the election on their behalf.

Evidence suggesting Auralia's campaign was involved was provided from a third-party source. Their running mate, United Massachusetts was confirmed to be involved, while Auralia denied the allegations and refused to support any candidate in the General Election.

The Bigtopia and their Running Mate, The Stalker, were planning to become involved from Discord screenshots. The Bigtopia later denied seriously considering participating in the election rigging, and ultimately did not direct their votes towards competitors.


The Aftermath

The three illegitimate candidates who had placed 3rd-5th ahead of Jocospor in Round 3 were all, unsurprisingly, uncompetitive in the General Election.

As mentioned previously, McMasterdonia dropped out of the race shortly after the start of the General Election to become Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls' Running Mate.

Valentine Z, despite running against three candidates in the General versus dozens in the round prior, failed to even match their vote total from Round 3, finshing solidly in last place.

Caelapes also failed to mount a serious challenge and finished 3rd, well behind the leading two candidates.

Ultimately, as a result of the election rigging, the General Election was uninteresting and uncompetitive: a two-way race between Kuriko and Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls, resulting in the former winning with a near majority of votes.

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Nations are encouraged to spread the word to your allies in order to help this proposal reach quorum.

Hail the Confederation!

P.S. I am so sorry for the double post, but no one has been on so.

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