The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.14 billion Aiganians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 22,725 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 611,888 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and it is a silent spring in Aigania. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Minotaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 57^th in the world and 2^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 255.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.