The Empire of Imperial Saber is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.368 billion Imperial Saberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth a remarkable 3,305 trillion Sabers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,302 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 22,602^nd in the world and 931^st in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,920.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.