The Grand Commune of Alvakheda is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Jeevith Rai with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.249 billion Alvakhedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dwarasamudra. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alvakhedan economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Varahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 208,557 Varahas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Dwarasamudra, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown. Alvakheda's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alvakheda is ranked 2,688^th in the world and 5^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,865.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.