The First of April is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning cobra population. The democratic population of 9.443 billion Aprilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aprilian economy, worth 373 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,540 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. April's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

April is ranked 231,793^rd in the world and 1^st in August for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 210.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.