The People's Socialist Republic of Chebylia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Jam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.113 billion Chebylians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkovya. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chebylian economy, worth 453 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,549 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chebylia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chebylia is ranked 47,675^th in the world and 191^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 42.76 kickbacks per hour.