The Free Land of Cheesecocoaplanet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Foodmaster with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 1.056 billion Cheesecocoaplanetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Land. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cheesecocoaplanetian economy, worth 100 trillion Chocofufus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,376 Chocofufus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and everybody's got wood thanks to Foodmaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesecocoaplanet's national animal is the Brown Oppossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheesecocoaplanet is ranked 118,436^th in the world and 213^th in Christians for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,089.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.