The Christian Federal Kingdom of Thuanu is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Thiago Gabriel II with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.068 billion Thuaneses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontelibratown. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thuanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Swords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 206,287 Swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Firefighters fight fires with return fire, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Sword charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuanu's national animal is the White horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Thuanu is ranked 198,088^th in the world and 234^th in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 874.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.