The Republic of Chiarje is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by El Pepe with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.95 billion Chiarjeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naskovina. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chiarjean economy, worth 158 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,625 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, a major religion has been named as Chiarje's national religion, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chiarje's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Chiarje is ranked 241,928^th in the world and 11,328^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 153.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.