The Dictatorship of Cocu-bel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BF with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.395 billion Cocu-belians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unico. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cocu-belian economy, worth 364 trillion Cucoes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,478 Cucoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, school uniforms are compulsory, and diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocu-bel's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cocu-bel is ranked 41,955^th in the world and 263^rd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,207.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.