The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.663 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 798 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 217,919 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 332,849^th in the world and 563^rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.