The Community of Equability is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Plaseholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.646 billion Equabilityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Equabilityian economy, worth 267 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,641 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Equabilityian language, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equability's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Equability is ranked 286,719^th in the world and 386^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.