The Federative People's State of Entisia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.419 billion Entisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entisgrad. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Entisian economy, worth 945 trillion People's Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,856 People's Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, The Supreme Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entisia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Entisia is ranked 308,591^st in the world and 600^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.