The Kingdom of Dalliser is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bonito with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.783 billion Dalliserians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stervile. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalliserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Dalliserian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,281 Dalliserian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime is totally unknown. Dalliser's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dalliser is ranked 178,070^th in the world and 507^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,389.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.