The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.335 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 140 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,604 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 111,405^th in the world and 410^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,996.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.