The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.463 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 159 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,738 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 276,978^th in the world and 765^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.