The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.479 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 162 trillion xxxes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,697 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, entomologists flock to City of X for its remarkable gadfly population, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 304,449^th in the world and 811^th in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 9.4 insults per minute.