The Kingdom of Ausvelt is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Taina Nurumi with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.186 billion Ausvelti enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausvelti economy, worth a remarkable 2,805 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,754 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausvelt's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ausvelt is ranked 306,446^th in the world and 853^rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 1.92 Obesity Rate.