The Holy Empire of Dalumba is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 685 million Lumbaños love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lumbal economy, worth 78.2 trillion Kashings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,205 Kashings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The black market offers sweet deals, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and lavish state dinners in Dalumba City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalumba's national animal is the Seapig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalumba is ranked 264,966^th in the world and 727^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 685 million capita.