The Theocracy of Danikia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.49 billion Evcentrians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecenter. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Evcentrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,936 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,281,490 per year while the poor average 10,885, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and the only things Evcentrians vote on are cutest Cat competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danikia's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Danikia is ranked 37,573^rd in the world and 87^th in Carcassonne for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 220.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.