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Most Secular: 490thMost Influential: 800thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 851st
The Ego-Posadist Utopia of
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Your fairytales can't hold back our nukes!
Nuclear Jeb
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Dekks

Population4.695 billion

CapitalStirnerfield
LeaderNuclear Jeb
FaithHomo-Posadism

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalRiot Police

The Ego-Posadist Utopia of Dekks is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nuclear Jeb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.695 billion Dekksians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirnerfield. The average income tax rate is 85.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,700 Nuclear Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, Dekksians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime is totally unknown. Dekks's national animal is the Riot Police, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Homo-Posadism.

Dekks is ranked 224,490th in the world and 478th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Devout, with 1.84 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 490thMost Influential: 800thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 851stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,286thLargest Mining Sector: 1,699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,735thMost Avoided: 1,799thLargest Black Market: 1,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,831stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,884thFattest Citizens: 1,900thHighest Average Incomes: 1,938thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,317thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,861stRudest Citizens: 3,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,886thMost Efficient Economies: 4,520thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,838thMost Inclusive: 5,318thLargest Governments: 5,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,097thSmartest Citizens: 7,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,328thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,729thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,255thMost Armed: 10,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,924thHighest Economic Output: 11,150thMost Developed: 11,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,198thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,004thLowest Crime Rates: 22,118thNudest: 22,475th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Dekks altered its national flag.
  • : Dekks changed its national animal to "Riot Police", its capital to "Stirnerfield", its faith to "Homo-Posadism", its motto to "Your fairytales can't hold back our nukes!", and its nation type to "Ego-Posadist Utopia".
  • : Dekks was endorsed by The Community of Brightspace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, Dekksians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Dekks was endorsed by The Confederacy of Galician Comarques.

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