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Most Advanced Public Transport: 123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd
The Democratic States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
This peace is what all true warriors strive for
President Harkinian
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dinner Blaster

Population21.68 billion

CapitalGamelon City
LeaderPresident Harkinian

CurrencyMeme buck
AnimalCriter

The Democratic States of Dinner Blaster is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Harkinian with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.68 billion Dinner Blasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamelon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dinner Blasterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,320 trillion Meme bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,306 Meme bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinner Blaster's national animal is the Criter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dinner Blaster is ranked 3,995th in the world and 91st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 143.35 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thLargest Welfare Programs: 183rdMost Pacifist: 453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rdSafest: 549thMost Cheerful Citizens: 561stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 707thMost Developed: 748thNicest Citizens: 764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 771stLongest Average Lifespans: 813thHealthiest Citizens: 835thLeast Corrupt Governments: 856thMost Compassionate Citizens: 877thBest Weather: 942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 976thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,005thLargest Governments: 1,189thLowest Crime Rates: 1,198thHighest Food Quality: 1,230thMost Inclusive: 1,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,438thMost Cultured: 1,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,848thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,596thHighest Economic Output: 4,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,416thMost Stationary: 11,190thHighest Average Incomes: 11,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,831stMost Secular: 15,395thMost Influential: 15,907thLargest Populations: 16,105thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,627th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionMost Stationary: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 292nd in the regionMost Influential: 393rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.

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