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Most Advanced Public Transport: 165thLargest Welfare Programs: 177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th
The Democratic States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
This peace is what all true warriors strive for
President Harkinian
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dinner Blaster

Population13.2 billion

CapitalGamelon City
LeaderPresident Harkinian

CurrencyMeme buck
AnimalCriter

The Democratic States of Dinner Blaster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Harkinian with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.2 billion Dinner Blasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamelon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dinner Blasterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Meme bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,231 Meme bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, art criticism in Dinner Blaster is scathingly destructive, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinner Blaster's national animal is the Criter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dinner Blaster is ranked 829th in the world and 26th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,081.54 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 165thLargest Welfare Programs: 177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186thMost Pacifist: 358thSafest: 467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 541stNicest Citizens: 542ndMost Developed: 547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 595thLongest Average Lifespans: 612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 660thHealthiest Citizens: 667thLeast Corrupt Governments: 697thBest Weather: 704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 829thLowest Crime Rates: 938thLargest Governments: 940thMost Inclusive: 954thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,243rdMost Cultured: 1,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,309thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,027thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,140thSmartest Citizens: 3,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,680thHighest Economic Output: 5,736thHighest Average Incomes: 6,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,328thMost Efficient Economies: 9,930thTop
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Most Secular: 13,856thLargest Populations: 20,122ndMost Stationary: 22,158thMost Influential: 22,613th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 200th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 342nd in the regionMost Influential: 416th in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionMost Secular: 454th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionMost Income Equality: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dinner Blaster, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Dinner Blaster, art criticism in Dinner Blaster is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Dinner Blaster, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dinner Blaster, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dinner Blaster, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.

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