The Confederate State of Dixie Florida is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Miller Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.495 billion Dixie-Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dixie-Floridian economy, worth a remarkable 9,702 trillion Pedals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 497,695 Pedals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dixie Florida's national animal is the Floridian Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Church.

Dixie Florida is ranked 330,056^th in the world and 225^th in Fifth Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.